My travelling partner is somewhat like a basic training marine corps officer. She runs a tight ship and she wants everyone at the day's first activity by the crack of dawn. So these helpful tips from benefit cosmetics on getting FAB (f*ing absolutely beautiful) in five minutes are most helpful. Luckily this morning I've secured two whole hours to be with you, sit in my bed, and look out over the big easy from the most fabulous 19th century porch. Also, there is a depression on (as they say in the south) so take note of the free product code at the bottom of the promo.